I guess toddlers aren’t necessarily supposed to make sense, yet I still try to understand the Little Jobber’s nonsensical actions. And nonsensical they are!

To wit: The Little Jobber hates having messy hands and requires that they are wiped clean as soon as they are soiled by crumbs, ink, mud, snow, water, butter or any other ickiness. But he does not mind having a messy bottom. In fact, he hates having his diaper changed.

Until last week, he loved taking a bath. He now refuses. Folds himself up origami-style to avoid any contact whatsoever with the bath and bathwater.

He loves broccoli and peas but won’t eat burgers or fries. (How un-American, I know!)

He doesn’t make sense. Not at all.