Unless you have a cleaning service. And you are smart enough to remember to put a bib on your child. But I’ll leave that up to you.

What did I try? Self-feeding. With a spoon. Self spoon feeding, I guess you could call it.

Conal fed himself cottage cheese tonight. Around here, self-feeding has been reserved for finger foods — a category that cottage cheese doesn’t easily fit into. The results? Well, he ate the cottage cheese.

He also wore it:

I ended up wearing a bit of it, too.