Answer me these, dear Toddler:

  • Why do you find humor in walking around the kitchen, gagging yourself repeatedly with your baby spoon?
  • What is so interesting about electrical cords and why must you constantly pull them out of the sockets?
  • Wouldn’t it be nice to take a break from reading Farm Babies after we’ve read it 26 times in a row?
  • What happened to your banana love?
  • When your mouth is that full of bagel, are you really able to chew? Or, do you just fake me out?
  • What’s with the nap time tantrums?

Really, Toddler, I want to know.