Here’s a tip for all the toddlers out there:

When your mom is trying to clean up all the cottage cheese, avocado and pasta that you “accidentally dropped” on the floor during dinner, rolling around in it doesn’t help. It does not make the clean up go faster or easier. In fact, when you roll like that, you actually smear the cottage cheese curds which, if left alone, aren’t terribly hard to pick up. Smooshed into the floor, it’s a little tougher. And the licking? Yeah, that doesn’t help, either. I know you probably think that if you roll in the food and then try to lick it up that you are being an A-One helper guy. I’m here to tell you that you are not.